Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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