Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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