I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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