we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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