I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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