I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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