Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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