A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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