Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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