i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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