we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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