that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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