Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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