cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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