just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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