Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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