I want to have your abortion
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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