Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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