I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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