He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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