do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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