Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He shit in the fireplace
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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