So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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