yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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