I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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