Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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