i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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