is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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