Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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