i don't like sucking hair
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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