My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Actions speak louder than pants.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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