So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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