so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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