Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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