I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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