Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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