I like to think it a success when the cops are called
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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