I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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