doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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