Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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