absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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