I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you win again, gameday.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
