Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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