when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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