it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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