just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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