And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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