Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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