Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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