I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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