windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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