I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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