Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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