You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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