it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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