What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
