I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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